Rolling my eyes, I snorted a laugh. Guess being a vampire didn't make a guy immune to telling lame jokes.

At his question, I drew in a breath. "If I start making a list, it's going to sound... crazy isn't even the right word for it. Ridiculous, maybe? It's like the universe took all the weird shit it could come up with, put it in a bag, and shook it real hard. I mean, on the surface, it's just a city. I live my fuckin' life, you'll live yours, but sometimes we get chased by giant bees, or it drops six feet of snow on us for two months in the summer."

And that was the milder shit. Honestly, I didn't want to dump too much of it on him at once.

"There's demons, and psychics, and witches. Real ones."