Armand's entire visage lights up and he stands a little taller than his already-tall frame at the ass smack, the delight clear throughout the games, the winning, and the smugness that he levels at the man, who tiredly gestures above him. "You get the biggest one of the..."

"Yes, that one," Armand cuts him off with a gesture upward, and accepts the banana with aplomb, turning to Daniel with the utmost of serious looks in his eyes. "Is this what you seek, beloved?" he questions, not joking at all. Pleasing Daniel comes first, and that means doing anything he wants.

"Or is it the Tunnel of Love you seek? I haven't been on one of those in decades, not since...well, Santiago," he admits. "I'm not sure it was quite a Tunnel of Love in that case."